Friday, June 4, 2010

Lady on Bus Number 356

Dear friends,

Here is another "BMTC bus experience" of mine. The reason why I am writing so much about Bangalore (called affectionately as “Namma Bengaluru”) and especially about BMTC buses is because I spend a good amount of time, may be over 3.5 to 4 hours travelling by bus every day. The distance I travel is not much but the traffic during peak hours, like in any other city, is very slow moving. Well, now on to this wonderful experience I had on the 9th of May 2010. Bear with me it’s a little lengthy :) :)

The previous night: For people who know me well I may not seem to be a person who plans for the day ahead but trust me I believe a lot in planning. Not only believing but I also practice a lot of planning. The clock struck 12 ‘o’ clock which signaled the beginning of what was to be a very hectic Sunday for me. There were three important “things to do”. First I had to meet my anna (big brother) before he left to Mumbai after which I had to attend the birthday party of a good family friend’s son. After these two “events” I had to attend the informal meet with our IIMK juniors. What I did not know was that God had another beautiful “event” in store for me. It usually took around an hour for me to reach Majestic Bus Stand from my grandma’s place in JP Nagar. I am always excited and eager to meet my anna because he is my best friend, guide, mentor and all the good things you can think of. Anna had to catch a flight sometime before noon because of which I could spend only around an hour with anna. Not wanting loose even a second of being with anna I told myself that I would get up at eight in the morning, exercise for a few minutes have a nice oil bath and leave exactly at 9:30 as anna was expected to reach Bangalore by 10:30.

Meeting anna: The distant sounds of my aunt calling my name and asking me to get up almost seemed irritating. In the state of trance I was in it was all sounding like a gramophone gone bad. Those sudden jerks of sound made me clench my teeth. In the midst of all the gibberish I heard the words 9 ‘o’ clock. Those words made perfect sense to me and the fact that I was late hit me like Tendulkar would hit Shane Warne, “Down the track and out of the park” :( :( . Anybody who saw me get out of bed and run to the bathroom would have thought I was running from a man who had caught me red handed with that man’s wife. With all the speed I could gather I got ready and left home at 9:45. Luckily anna’s train was delayed and I was not late. I met anna and we had breakfast together. Like all our meetings he was giving me some very useful “gyan” and I was all awe for the words of wisdom spoken by anna. He had been to a very scenic mountain the previous week and showed me the photos he had taken there. The photos were taken using his new SLR Camera. I don’t know if it was the camera or if it was anna’s photography skills but the photos for sure did seem nice. Like all the good things my meeting with anna came to an end. We said good bye to each other and he left for the airport. I was a little sad that i could not spend more time with anna and little did I know that I would have one of the best bus rides of my life to cheer me up.

The bus ride: It is said all good things come to an end only to make way for better things to happen. On that particular day it was true. After I said good bye to anna I went to the bus stand to catch a bus to M. G. Road. In Bangalore bus stand now a days a few the Volvo buses start from a common place. Bus series numbers 335, 365 and 356 usually start from this place. I got on to a 335E bus. Oh! By the way I was a proud owner of an A/C Volvo bus pass. The pass had cost me Rs. 1250 but it was worth every paisa I had paid. The heat was too much to bear and the A/C in the Volvo buses was heaven. I got on to the bus, flashed my pass at the conductor and smiling to myself went and sat on an empty seat. Sunday morning is a good time to travel because the roads and buses are usually empty. Plus I had a Volvo pass which gave me immense sadistic pleasure. As bad and as sadistic as it is, the thought that you travel in an A/C Volvo bus and somebody else doesn’t is pleasurable none the less. While travelling I constantly listen to the radio or to a few songs stored on my phone and keep looking outside the window just to see if I can find anybody “interesting”. That day was no different and I just happened to turn right and saw one of the most beautiful hands I have ever seen. The hand belonged to what I now call “Lady on Bus Number 356”.

Those hands were so remarkable that the urge to go meet her and tell her how beautiful her hand was, was almost unbearable. I was sitting on the right side of the bus and could only see her left hand. She was talking on the phone holding the phone in her left hand. This meant I could not see her face. I bent forward to see her face but as luck would have it her bus went forward. I was now felling like a child who wanted his chocolate so badly that he would do anything for it. I thought of getting down from my bus which was stationary and jump into a bus that was moving. Luckily my bus too started and was now right behind bus number 356. Let me describe her hand for you. It was fair but not too bleached. The skin looked like silk and shone in the sunlight. Her forearms were the perfect size. Not too fat not too thin. Her hand tapered towards her wrist and the tapering was in a perfect ratio. God! What a hand God had made! The skin on the back of her palms was a shade fairer than her forearm and they held together the shapeliest fingers I have ever seen. “God must have spent hell of a lot of time to sculpt her hand and especially her fingers” I thought. Her hand was the work of art and whoever sculpted it must have been amazed at his own ability to create beauty. She wore a watch which constantly reflected the sun’s rays.

The two buses 335 and 356 have a common route for around two kilometers. It is said when you truly want something the whole universe conspires to get you what you want. On that day all I wanted was to see that lady’s face and talk to her if possible. I was really hoping the universe would help me. The universe did help me by creating a traffic jam not more than half a kilometer away from the bus stand. Her bus was stationary and my bus was getting closer to her bus. As the buses came closer my heart felt warmer.

My bus was now right next to her bus. Her hand was still covering her face. This time I noticed a ring she was wearing. It seemed like an engagement ring. She was on the phone for over 10 mins. The ring and that long conversation made me believe she was engaged. The thought that she might be engaged made me feel jealous of her fiancĂ©. The lucky chap could look at those hands all day, hold them, kiss them…. To hell with that guy and his perverted intentions. As both our buses inched forward they seemed to come closer. I was so hoping that the next song on my phone would be “Bol Na Halke Halke” one of the most romantic numbers from the movie Jhoom Barabar Jhoom but to my anguish the next song was “You can’t always get what you want” a song by the Rolling Stones. What the hell!!! I mean which idiot of a mobile plays “You can’t always get what you want” when all I wanted was to see that lady’s face. All my anger on the mobile vanished momentarily as both our buses took a right after the flyover and my bus went slightly ahead of hers. Damm it! All I could see was the tip of her nose. Her nose tip was as fair as her hand. There was this beautiful lady, I wanted to see her face, it was a bright Sunday morning and everything was perfect for a romantic adventure. As the jam showed no signs of easing up my hopes of seeing her face went up a great deal. There was at least another kilometer before her bus turned right and my bus turned left. With this amount of traffic one kilometer would easily take around 10 mins I felt.

In the midst of all these calculations the grown up part of me started thinking. “What if her face is really ugly? What if her eyes are squint? What if her teeth are like Dracula? What if her ears are too big? What is the guarantee that I will like her face as much as I have fallen in love with her hand?”. It was like a magician’s student’s dilemma. We all love to see magic. We are in awe of it. We even worship it but how many of us would like the trick after we know how it is actually done? How many of us will like a mystery once we know what happens in the end? Will her face let my hopes down? I even felt she was like the new age Bollywood movies where the trailers are good and the films are a letdown. The grown up in me dint want to see her face. It wanted to believe that her face was more beautiful than her hand but the child in me wanted nothing more than to see her face. While I was trying to resolve this dilemma she kept her phone down and my heart skipped a beat. I would finally see her face.... but then somethings are never meant to happen.

Two things happened at the same time as she kept her phone down. Her silkly black hair alomost immediately covered her face. It was like curtains covering a window when you let it loose. It was also symbolic of curtains falling on my hopes of seeing her face. Second, her bus was supposed to go right and the right side of the road got cleared by some divine intervention. Her bus sped away and I was left on the left side of the road staring at the back of her bus in anguish. All I could do was smile to myself and say “Sour Grapes. What you don’t get are sour grapes. You are better off not eating them” :) :). Will I see that lady again? Even if I do meet her how will I recognize her? Can I ask every beautiful girl I meet to show me her hand so I can find out who that lady was? Well there are no answers to these questions at this point of time but am sure the answers will come. If fate shall have it then I shall see that damsel again if not I would continue to think of it as a short and beautiful encounter God wanted me to have. I usually believe that we make our destiny and I do believe I will meet this lady someday.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Namma Bengaluru Part 1

Hi friends,
I have been thinking of writing a blog for a few months now. I finally decided to write a few nice experiences of mine. Hope you will like it. Here goes the first one

Yours Truly,
Thejus

First Day of the Internship
The alarm sound seemed to go on for eternity. I pressed the snooze button a hundred times only to realize that every time I pressed it the alarm just became louder. Why wasn’t the darn alarm switching off?? “Bloody hell” I said and threw the alarm clock on the floor. The very next moment I woke up and saw my mobile lying on the floor with each of its parts hiding in different corners of the room. The alarm was actually in my dreams and it was still 5:30 in the morning. Bechara my mobile had to pay for my stupid dream. Being the first day of internship and all I was quite tense and hadn’t slept that well. Tossing and turning on the bed I somehow killed time till 7:30. It was finally time to dress up, get ready and go to office.

Namma Bengaluru has always struck me as a place where even in the middle of a hundred people we feel alone. It’s not a complaint but a fact that in fast moving and happening cities like Bengaluru people hardly have time to socialize. Forget socializing there is hardly any time to smile. Well now I had to work, live and the toughest of them all TRAVEL for the next two months in this city that never sleeps. Pumping myself up with the song “Eye of the tiger” I finally embarked on what has been a truly amazing month and a half in Bengaluru.

When I said the toughest part of Bangalore was travel I truly meant it. There are a few reasons why I feel so. First of all my bike was in Kozhikode and my family was against getting it to Bangalore. So I was forced to stay away from my one true love for two months. This meant I had to travel by bus. Second I dreaded buses. After all it was only a year ago that I was dragged by a BMTC bus, like Draupadi was dragged by Dushsyasana into the Kuru Royal court, for around hundred meters. All that I was trying to do was to get down. I guess any person would be scared after such an incident where I almost lost my right arm. Third the auto “maamas” here will loot you till you’ve been “looted beyond recognition”. Finally due to these three reasons the moment where I had to exorcise the ghosts of my past had arrived. Saying all my prayers I got on a bus. The experiences from that moment to this day have changed my perception of BMTC, the people of Bangalore and Namma Bengaluru itself.

Bus number 201 (the whole series of 201 buses actually) is famed to have one of the longest routes. The only buses that beat 201 in term of route length are the 500 series and the 600 series of buses. Well as life would have it one of the three buses I had to travel by to reach office every day was this bus 201. To ease a little bit of tension I switched on the radio on my mobile. I tuned into Radio One 94.3 and before I knew it I had found my new best friends in the RJs of Radio One 94.3. The witty RJ dialogues and a good collection of songs on this station have given me company on all my bus journeys from that day. That’s that and now back to the bus. For some reason I expected to see a lot of fights and arguments on the bus. But what I saw on the first day was something I never expected. One guy who looked like an engineering student was like most of us youngsters head “bhanging” (banging in other words). Lets call him “Dude” for our reference. From the look of it I felt the ear piece Dude was having looked like an iPod ear piece. It’s truly amazing how technologists and companies can come up with more and more gadgets that help us humans to stay aloof from our surroundings. First the mobile radio and now portable MP3 players all make us live in a world of our own completely separate and away from the surroundings. Dude might have been on a BMTC bus but from his actions and expressions it seemed like he was in a rock concert. The rock concert was where he was actually. I myself was mentally in the studio of Radio One sitting with MJ Prithvi and sipping coffee. I looked around the bus only to find that one in every four or five people were listening to music on their earphone!! Music I must say is a great stress buster. As expected, people on the bus kept to themselves and were least bothered about the person sitting next or opposite to them. I was imagining how people would push and pull each other for a seat if even a single seat became vacant. Raju Srivastav’s standup comic performace in “The Great Indian Laughter Challenge” came to my mind. He had portrayed how the people of Mumbai would search frantically for a seat. I was expecting to see more of what he had portrayed in the days to come.

My imagination came to halt as I was truly surprised by what I saw next. Though Dude looked lost in the world of rock concerts he was well aware of his surroundings. An elderly gentleman entered the bus and to his dismay found that no seats were vacant. A sadist would have truly felt happy seeing this elderly gentleman look for a seat. Dude who was still head “bhanging” saw this elderly man and then looked around the bus to see if anybody would offer this gentleman a seat. Seeing that no one even bothered to look at this ederly gentleman Dude “bhanged” (banged) his head sideways as if to say, “You people. When will you ever learn to respect the elderly?”. After “bhanging” his head a few more times sideways he called out “Taatha!! Banni (in Kannda it means come). Please sit here”. So saying he got up from his own seat and let the elderly gentleman sit there. My heart felt warm and it felt good seeing this gesture. Seeing one human care about another without any profit or gain was the last thing I had expected in Bangalore especially in a BMTC bus. Of course I had seen “majnus” holding seats or even giving their own seat to their “lailas” but what Dude did was the first of its kind I had seen. I was wondering if I was feeling good just by looking at this gesture how good must Dude be feeling about himself?

Was this incident a one off incident or was Bangalore and BMTC really different from what I expected? This was one of the few questions that lingered in my mind as I got down at my stop. From that day onwards I have waited for an opportunity to give my seat to some person who really has to sit but have been unable to do so till now. Now that my perception of things were changing I was eager to get on to a bus in the evening to find out if my perceptions would change completely……